Kid Cinema

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s GOAT. Would Hayes be good at Roarball, what is Mondo’s favorite UNO card, and how many claws would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Big Daddy. Who is our favorite character, is Sony acting like an adult, and how many packets of ketchup would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Coyote vs. Acme. Who is our favorite Looney Tunes character, is it Meep Meep or Beep Beep, and how many pieces of dynamite would we give it ?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Ocean's Thirteen. How do they rig the game, what is our favorite part, and how many 5-Diamond awards would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2004’s Ocean’s Twelve. Who is the Night Fox, how much does Rusty owe, and how many dancing lasers we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2001’s Ocean's Eleven. How do they get away with it, what does Danny really want, and who is our favorite member of the crew?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Did we think Shadow died, who is our favorite dog, and how many wedding cakes we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Toy Story 5. Are there too many electronic Buzzes, is Pizza with Sunglasses the best, and how many chairs we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2019’s Toy Story 4. Are there too many things going on at the same time, why is it not Knifey, and how many Réjeans would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Toy Story 3. Is it sad or happy, does AJ cry, and how many Bad Babies would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1999’s Toy Story. Who is Buzz’s father, why does Jesse not like Woody at first, and how many Bullseyes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Toy Story. Who are our favorite toys, what does Buzz think and how many Little Green men we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Who didn’t like it? What is our favorite power up, and how many Lumas would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Project Hail Mary. How many times have they seen it? What is the reason, and how many “Amaze, Amaze, Amazes” would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2026’s Hoppers. Who’s their favorite animal? What does the insect queen want to do to the humans? And how many 🪵 and 🦎 would they give it?

Hayes and his friend Mateo discuss 2019’s Ne Zha. Who’s their favorite character? What are the pearls? And how many Demon Pearls or Spirit Pearls would they give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2007’s Transformers. Who’s our favorite Transformer? Where do you need to put the cube? And how many AllSparks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1995’s Apollo 13. Would we go to space? What is failure? And how many Tom Hanks would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1989’s Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Who is our favorite character from history? What does Napoleon like? And how many air guitars would we give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2015’s The Martian. Did we like the book better? Is losing ketchup the worst thing? And how many awesome “save Mark Watney Rich Purnell” maneuvers would we give it?

Hayes and AJ chat about the best movies we watched for the podcast last year, and the films we’re most excited for in 2026.

Hayes and AJ, along with a special guest, Hayes’ friend Foster, discuss 2025’s The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. We discuss what you should never underestimate, what is SpongeBod, and how many Krabby Patties we’d give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. We talk favorite turtles, our favorite moments, and how many pizzas we’d give it. 🍕🐢

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Who’s Fregley, is Chloë Grace Moretz’s character a ghost, and how many diaries we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1988’s BIG. What’s creepy, who should work at toy companies, and how many piano keys we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Hook. You can fly, you can fight, and you can what? Who is our favorite character? And how many Smees would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past. Who’s our favorite character? What is the final battle like? And how many Solituses would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2014’s Annie. Who’s our favorite song? Can we remember Ms. Hannigan’s name? And how many Sandies would we give it?

Hayes and AJ dive into 2015’s The Peanuts Movie. Who’s our favorite member of the Peanuts gang? What exactly is Charlie Brown missing? And just how many Flying Aces and Red Barons would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s A Minecraft Movie. Is it good to be creative? What was our favorite part? And how many Dennises would we give it?

New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and I discuss 2022’s The Bad Guys. Who Is the Crimson Paw? Who was our favorite character? And how many butt-lamps we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Smurfs. Who voices Ron? Who was our favorite Smurf? And how many Smurfs we would give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Superman. What’s the mini kaiju like? What makes Superman good? And how many Baby Joeys would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1987’s Spaceballs. What is a Mawg? What movie is it parodying? And how many Lonestars would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s How to Train Your Dragon. Who is our favorite dragon? Do you need to be a dragon slayer? And how many Toothlesses would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Lilo & Stitch. What is different from the animated version? Which version we prefer? And how many Stitch dancing like Elvises we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 1994’s Blank Check. Who is Juice? What’s our favorite toy Preston gets? And how many $100 bills would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1993’s Cool Runnings. What do we see? You Dead Man? And how many lucky eggs would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 2009’s Fantastic Mr. Fox. How long did it take to make? Who is our favorite character? And how many possum swirly eyes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1997's Princess Mononoke. Did we go subs or dubs? Who is our favorite character? And how many wobble-head guys would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1982’s E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Is Key-Man good or bad? Is anything funnier than Drunk E.T.? And how many Phone Homes would we give it?

Hayes and AJ discuss 1997’s Air Bud. Why are the kids mean to Josh? What was the funniest part. And how many newspapers we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Dog Man. What do the buildings say? What was our favorite part. And how many Lil’ Peteys we would give it.

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Paddington In Peru. What are they searching for? What did the chase / fight at the end remind us of? And how many oranges we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 1985’s The Goonies. Is the truffle-shuffle mean???? Who is our favorite Goonie? And how many Datas we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Sonic 3. What’s the deal with Doctor Eggman’s sister???? What is our favorite of the Sonics so far? And how many emeralds we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Flow. Is there any dialogue in the movie? Who is our favorite animal? And how many birds disappearing we would give it!

Hayes and Aj discuss 1996’s Jingle All the Way. What is the movie trying to teach us? Who is our favorite character? And how many JAMIESS!!!!!! (Schwarzenegger voice) we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 2024’s Moana 2. Is the bat lady bad? Who is our favorite character? And how many Kakamora we would give it!

Hayes and AJ discuss 1939’s The Wizard of Oz. Is it a dream? Who is our favorite character? And how many Totos / Flying Monkeys we would give it!