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00:17 Good to see you, yes. Thank you. Thank you. Good to see you. That would be important. All right. 00:22 I declare Budget 2027 press conference open. You don't declare anything. That's my job. I want everyone to know that I've been working for months on this package of measures and definitely didn't cram only on Sunday and Monday after 45 cans of Monster. Congratulations on the baby, Thonister. Thank you. I was very nervous, obviously, because who wants to have a family member in a hospital in this country? Not even Norman Bates would take a shower in an Irish hospital. This budget honours the commitment to support people who get up early in the mornings. And Fine Gael voters get up earliest. What? At about half past four in the morning because the bladder's not what it used to be. 00:53 They mostly do a tinkle with the lid down then go back to sleep till noon when they wake up just to check their securities account. You. 00:58 There's a lot of criticism astonished that this budget is a giveaway for developers, the well-off and landlords and doesn't go far enough to help working people. 01:06 No, no, no, no. My fingers are bleeding from the work I put into this budget to help ordinary workers. 01:10 That injury is from when he stapled his fingers together while I was trying to explain carbon tax per tonne to him. 01:16 Let me be blunt. Anyone who says you can run an economy without pouring taxpayer money into private pockets is lying. And I'm proud of how well we're doing compared to other countries. Where else in Europe can a citizen with a two-star hotel or a lean-to with 14 bunk beds in it become as rich as a Kinahan? 01:31 Is our entire state now completely reliant on the tax drool from four companies and that's why you won't stop building data centres until Connemara's covered in blinking, humming, hyperscale bunkers for AI slop? 01:42 Absolutely not, but somebody write that down. Noted. This country's economy is robust and shockproof and stable and unpanicked. Right. 01:51 So long as absolutely everyone in the world keeps buying iPhones Harpooning their fat asses with GLP jams Jesus And buying whatever it is Microsoft has been doing Since it was last cool in the late 1990s Which is Excel spreadsheets Xbox and the Azure Data Center Cloud Sounds better And anyone searching tax avoidance Please use Bing What on earth is that? 02:11 It's like Google but it's shite Not Bing I meant a spreadsheet Oh God Where was I? 02:16 My party won't be apologising for running public services on out-of-control spending while catastrophically dependent on about five products made by three companies. 02:24 It can't get any worse, can it? 02:25 So everybody just relax. I think we're fine. Apple look like rock-steady innovators. That's right. They've just released a €4,000 folding phone just five years after Samsung and their Vision Pro is... Discontinued. Oh no. Now seems like a good time to mention that home building is entirely reliant on big landlord firms who need forever profits on rents priced in pounds of flesh. Forget that. Any questions on the small print of Budget 27? 02:48 Minister Chambers, there's two million euro being spent on the Secret Service. What is that? 02:52 The intelligence services is located in a small bungalow with an energy rating of G. Yes. So the two million is their electric bill for October to Christmas. Next question. There are many broken promises from the election here. 03:04 When are you bringing in the tax credit for gym memberships? 03:07 No, I nixed that one because people won't buy Mount Jaro from Eli Lilly if they're already ripped from the gym. Yes, and if people stop using the fat jabs, you can kiss good How do you justify giving more money to the reviled greyhound racing industry? Right it. 03:38 I think that's enough now. The Living Alone allowance was increased by only another three euro. That's surely not enough. 03:42 Tarnish to allow me suck the life out of this one. 03:44 It is your number one skill. Be my guest. 03:46 The three euro adjustment in the envelope is plenty. It is well enough for a premium subscription to RIP.ie every month which is, let's face it, the only friend of the Live Aloneers. OK, that's it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going on paternity leave. And if I do put on wait during DOS time watching Slow Horses and Eating Takeaway... I know I'll do what's in the national interest and harpoon that Mount Jaro into my tailbone. Tick tock co-teach out. 04:17 So welcome along to Arena. We're delighted to be joined by the Minister for Arts and Culture, Patrick O'Donovan. Arts and media. Right. Don't forget the media. That's where I'm really making my mark. 04:27 You're here to give us your cultural picks, Minister. 04:29 Didn't know Radio Aaron was still on air after 7pm. It's radio. Why do you need to have so many lights on? Sorry? That's a million off next year's budget. Thank you very much. The lights are for working. You call faffing about with filthy novels and jazz work? Well. Free water being given to your privileged arts lovies I see In glass bottles Take another million off for that Hardly privileged There are Irish poets who come in here They're so broke their faces are on troca boxes in Africa Oh you're well able to get a lip I suppose You get it from your supper middle class pals Can we just get back to the culture? 04:59 You're setting the agenda are you? We'll see who's boss Five million gone for your lip. Minister, I just want to get through what's on my notes. We have a play done entirely through Manx sign language by an activist ceramicist to get to and she has a lot on her plate. Your notes, dandyish scented notepaper is it? I must remember before I leave to give your printers a sniff to see if you're using rose water scented copier sheets. Right. A million saved there. So, to your cultural picks, Let's see, in the last week I've been reading a match programme from a 1989 Limerick County semi-final. So, sport. There was a great novene in it that gave me much titillation. 05:32 Right, so some spirituality. No, God-fearing rage bait. Oh. I was really bitter after it, I loved it. Then I watched a few videos on YouTube of proper Irish culture. Traditional Irish music. Bare knuckle fighting. You and your machnus licking brigade wouldn't get it. You'd want it banned for cruelty I suppose. Well it is cruel and I'm pretty sure it's somewhat illegal no? From a soft man sitting there with your books and music for vegan fairy folk worshipping banjos instead of God. You don't like banjos? Only when used to promote the sanctity of the family in Irish life. 06:03 Real Irish people. The sort of ones who have mesh and chips with their lasagne. Minister, before we let you go, the arts family, we're sorry to see you get your backside handed to you on the cultural vouchers, but also laughing our heads off. That's another five million gone for that comment. We'll let you go. Let's see you keep the lights on after seven o'clock with 20 million less to spend, you shower of huckle book blockers. 06:24 Well, you're only punishing rural Ireland listeners and viewers, Minister. 06:27 I'll be leaving through the back door, like the real people of Ireland. Sure. The ones who still leave their desserts on an outside windowsill to cool. You'll be hearing from me. Ah. And that was the minister for still being mad about Ortiz's coverage of the fuel protests. 06:47 Wow. Ah, tell you now, welcome to 2FM Breakfast, four hours of bounce in your pants. 06:53 Ugh, such a relief to be out of Garfahi. What a drag. And so we can talk about something else fun like Tom Cruise's buns, is it? Ah, joining us today for the alternative budget phone is Sinn Féin's Mary Lou McDonald. The budget? 07:04 I thought it might be something I'd enjoy and have an iota about. So DM us, leave a voice note, our AI Reddit message on our 2FM socials to ask my Lou a budget question. Oh, Rinaldo. Ugh. 07:16 This is a very loud show, and that's coming from someone who has to sit beside Pierce, Doherty, Donegal blasting every day. 07:21 Now, remember, Mary Lou, we are still targeting young people on this station, even though most of 2FM are married with kids by now. Got it. 07:28 Gen Z is my bread and no butter, because they're all lactose flakes, I presume. 07:32 So we begin. Student fees are a pain in a loaf, aren't they? This government's disgracefully demure. Is that still a thing? Demure reduction in student fees is serving cavern. 07:51 That's gas. Cut that and stick it on Snapchat. Don't worry, no one listens to us in cabin. Oh, seriously? Oh. Yeah, the 2FM mass rotted and fell into a lake near Virginia. It's actually quite sad. Under Sinn Féin, our budget would slay the fees and give vouchers to students for stuff like... Oh, yeah. Whatever humanitarian aid they're having for lunch these days. 08:10 They're so lacking a crack, Gen Z. How are you funding this now? Paid for, of course, with a windfall tax. Oh. And if anyone can figure out what that is, because I won't be looking it up, frankly. 08:21 If you just join us, we're doing the alternative to the traditional dry-shite budget phone-in on RTE, where Simon Harris and Jack Chambers are on with David McCullough. They should rename the show Che-A-Cullough for the day that's in it. Oh! 08:33 Shea Culler. 08:34 I should do improv. 08:35 Wow. 08:35 Now, questions. Megan Santala. She's left a voice note. She's like every 2FM listener. She's 34, but she sounds 58. Borash. Hey, Car. Love you. Yeah. Ask Mary Lou there. Where'd she get her hair did? Oh. Look, Swapper does. Loved her better, though, when she wasn't open borders. 08:52 Let me make it absolutely clear, Megan. I got the bangs in Belfast because they've always been better at the bangs than the free state. But the rest done in Cabra because lower VAT rate. Also, Sinn Féin would abolish property tax on salons for Huns. Dub Huns, not the Belfast type. 09:10 Oh, Kevin underscore native has the Q to the T. So, five questions to your one, the leader of Sharia fame. 09:17 Oh. What's she going to do about this country, which is overrun with the absolute... Oh, signal just going there. 09:24 Oh, that's a pity. I could have added his defamation to the other RG lawsuit. What was that about Sharia? 09:29 Ah, he's just another pork-headed, salad-dodging, far-right feckwit. 09:33 I get it all the time. We're blamed for immigration, even though we were never in power. Ah, soz, babes. A DM here says, Hello, Mary Lou. Muhammad. That is offensive. It's unfair, but... Is it? 09:43 It's actually a good one, to be honest. But seriously, how have none of them thought of Chucky our Sharia law? 09:50 Jesus. 09:51 I shouldn't laugh. We really are catastrophically stultified by immigration. Or Mary Lou McMudger-Hadeen. 09:58 And how no one's done Jerry Ramadans, I'll never know. Or how about Owen O'Brien-Ladden? Oh, that's brilliant. That's a good one. And probably actionable. What? Though he'd never sue because he's almost pathologically self-effacing. David Cullinalla. 10:12 Okay, that's enough now. See you, Mary Lou. Bye. And this farewell is brought to you by Kellogg's. Snap, crackle and fatwa. 10:20 R-C-E. 10:31 Now, with a breakdown of the new financial measures announced, Barry Linehan joins us. Yes, Sharon. Budget 2027 brings a number of changes for you and your family. A single income, single person who's renting, let's call her Bridget. She's currently living in a shed in a friend of her parents' garden, a woman probably called Fidelma, who likes to look down on Bridget. Bridget is a typical 30-something worker, non-smoker, and commutes in a diesel monster truck. Bridget will be 24 cents better off per week under the budget, but frankly, she needs to take a look at what she's doing with her life. 11:08 What of a younger person like Donal, who rides an e-scooter to his job in a vape shop and has just started a band? Donal sounds like a legend. And let's face it, he doesn't even know there was a budget, so he's happy out. Man, this track is sick. he might say, in a pair of Y2K pants that are clinging on for dear life. Who else does the budget affect? Well, Mr. Mistoffelees is a tap-dancing cat with dazzling magical powers which he will have to learn how to control if he's going to save the Jellicle tribe. 11:39 That little rascal is really feeling the pinch this week of one euro on the packet of loose backy leaves and excise duty increases to snuff. And Barry, who are the real winners from the budget? The biggest changes are aimed at a single working person with no dependents who lives alone, has no car, no known connections to anyone and goes to the gym 14 times a week. The good news for them is they are Ethan Hunt from the Mission Impossible movies, by the sounds of it. Barry, thank you. And Brian O'Donovan has been getting reaction from the representative buddies. 12:12 The small and medium-sized business association are furious about the increase in the minimum wage. The hikes are out of control, they say. Where's the increase on the maximum wage? They're left wondering. A more muted response, though, from the large, extra-large, and Mr. Big and Tall-sized businesses who win at budgets every year. But words of caution from the mahoosive and bleedin' whopper-sized business group. none of whom are available for comment as they're buying up artworks and farms to leave stuff to their children outside the inheritance tax net. And what about different sectors? 12:44 Farmers say it's been a challenging year, but if the sky opened up and started raining 500 euro notes, they'd still say it's been a challenging year. The ickle wickle teeny tiny rinky dinky business association issued a statement that was too small to read. Butchers and bakers were also unhappy, while candlestick makers said supports offered were not worth the steam of their pee. While the hand dryers that never ever work and blue urinal thingies employer's body said the steam of their pee is now worth some 200 million euro a year. 13:17 Meanwhile, there was a broad welcome to the budget from Ibeck, which says it all, really. Rhino Donovan, back next week with a segment much further down the running order on the 6-1, Orti News. 13:32 Good evening, I'm Laura Koonsberg with all the latest news topics in Britain and thus regretting all my life decisions. The country's economically knackered, the world is at war, oil prices have gone all arse about face and AI is coming to kill us all. But you can always rely on the British people to channel all of the rage into entirely the wrong thing. It's the cues for the Bayou tapestry where billionaires have been able to skip it. Rich folks getting special treatment? Who ever heard of such a thing? 14:03 It's even been brought up in the House of Commons. Prime Minister! 14:07 For far too long, people like you and me have been told by historians that we've nowt interest in seeing a rug from a thousand years ago. They're wrong. I'm from the north. And none of us have grown up without finding an open tuet or a viscount on an ancient rug under settee after a month and giving it a go. Yay! Besides, the Baye tapestry has soldiers with knobs out, and nothing could be more northern than the right of our nans, our mams, and our horny auntie Maeves to go and see a full Monty show, Mr Speaker. 14:43 Especially when they hear how long it is. Thank you. 14:47 Elsewhere, Nigel Farage was all in favour of Britain refusing to hand the tapestry back to France when he got wind of the fact it portrays foreign invaders taking over Britain, which made him positively foam at the ears. 15:01 The message must go out loud and clear. Britain is full. First you've got the Isis on small boats. Now you've got talk of Vikings on long boats. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not having that. If we're not careful, we'll wake up one day and we'll all be speaking Norman. Now, I'm going to go find a pub that will allow me to pay for pints with crypto. 15:19 The Manchester City fallout continues after being found guilty of breaching financial limits by roughly £900 million. That's enough to buy four tickets to an Oasis concert. They may be relegated from the Premier League, forced to join the EFL League 2, or the worst possible punishment, the League of Ireland. The PM took time out of making social media content to appeal to Gen Z to say this. 15:41 I'm a normal bloke, me, I like football. And I promise to do everything in my power to deny any involvement I might have had with Abu Dhabi. Maybe their titles will go to Liverpool. Maybe their medals will go in bin. One thing's for certain, that's where the League Cup belong in the first place. And that's just one of many banter-adjacent opinions I hold. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go try to split the G. 16:06 In other news, Andy Barnum has opened the door to rejoining the European Union. Nigel Farage reacted angrily. Huh, but it's the only way he can go about achieving a reaction, if you catch my drift. 16:17 No, no, no, no, no. We've left Europe. We're not going back. It's so full of foreigners, my German wife had to come to Britain to get away from them. It'd be far better for the PM to investigate what happened at the RAF airbase, where men in white vans were spotted acting suspiciously. On the plus side, at least the vans were white. The British people need to wake up. Election now. Reform is ready to serve. For years, Britain's had someone asleep at the wheel. Now for someone drunk at the wheel instead. OK, who's got change of a crypto tenor? 16:45 Laura Koonsberg, knowing I'll have to change my name if he ever gets into power. BBC News. Good night. 16:59 Mr. President, sir, what a fantastic week. Secretary Hagseth, your president made some tough calls this week. Sure did. No strikes in Iran till after midterms? 17:08 Yes. And I had to decide between 20 McNuggets or 16 chicken selects. 17:12 I had both, by the way. A whole month without bombing. It's like that time I gave up whiskey. Right. 17:17 On days with an M. Wow. I had to talk to women sober. 17:20 Whoa! Iran just keep turning down a great deal. Huh. I offered to let them nuke L.A. and San Diego and the war would be over. 17:28 Stupid Spanish-sounding cities anyway. 17:31 Gavin Gruesome Newsome got so mad. Oh, please. Yeah. I said I would rebuild the cities and rename them to big, beautiful names like Los Americas and San Donald. Awesome. You are the goat of rebranding, dude. And 32% of voters agree. It's rock bottom, they say. Can you believe it? Oh. They say I'm a rock. Right. Thank you. And I'll just keep renaming parts of the world after the U.S. until America's basically at war with itself. That way we will finally win one war. Then invade Saudi America. 18:02 Yeah, we're going to nuke Amerikastan and annihilate everything in the American Pacific Islands. 18:08 You, sir, are on fire. 18:09 It's no longer chicken Kiev. It's America Kiev. Wow. 18:13 Though I'm going to make some big changes. Big, bigly changes. 18:16 Install Putin in Kiev? No, we're taking out the garlic and keeping the butter. We're going to fry it until it's more like Kentucky dyed chicken. Right. But isn't it Kentucky fried chicken? Wrong. 18:26 Fried is too healthy. It's better dyed. Trust me. The more it numbers, the better the taste. It's true. 18:31 Sir, I've been meaning to tell you, and it really hurts, but... What is it? You can tell me. Go on. It's my socks, isn't it? Does the color of socks make my cankles look big? I knew it! You didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize again, man. 18:43 Damn them! 18:44 Well, I don't care about it. No? Who cares? I don't care. Who cares? You don't? They got Trump derangement syndrome. They're losers. 18:51 Yeah, they should get a vaccine for that. 18:54 If we hadn't slashed all the funding and mandates for vaccines. Wow, we've gone to war on preventative medicine? We rock! I didn't want the noble anyway. I got the... I've already got the FIFA peace bribe. I mean, the prize thing. I don't care. Sir, are you crying? No. No, I'm not. Oh, of course. Just got some McNugget spittle in my eye. Sure. I'll be okay. Okay. Just leave me for a couple of minutes, kegs breath. I'm just going. I'll see you at the rally in Texas. What? Okay, my man. 19:25 Yeah, bye. 19:26 Texas? 19:28 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 19:30 I got a campaign in red states now. 19:31 It's another of my great achievements. I made Texas a swing state. 19:38 No one's ever done that before, Danny. They've never seen numbers like this. 19:46 I got to keep my chin up. 19:49 I got to keep all my chins up for the United States. 20:03 Off the ball Sponsored by zooming in on your friends, girlfriends on Instagram While man spreading on a buzz Hello, welcome along It's either John or Phil in today Not sure which one I am But I'm here with two vocal doppelgangers How are you lads? Doppelganger, what a player man What a player, what a player Most underrated German wingback of all time if you ask me We also welcome back Which one are you again? I've actually never been here before Sorry man Must have confused you with one of the other interchangeable hooded blokes That we just keep in a big waiting room No worries, just honour to be here in the week of the GOATs' international retirement. 20:34 Yeah. Ronaldo, though, or Messi? Careful, lads. We're in danger of engaging in some legendary banter here. True. I think you mean Messi, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, man. The whole country's in mourning, you know. They even flew a giant Argentina jersey over his hometown in tribute. Sure, that wasn't one of Maradona's actual jerseys. Whoa, that's too soon, man. 20:50 That's not on. We're laddies, not baddies. You're so right, man. I apologise. I'm going to write a think piece about abuse in football as penance. Do it. 20:56 It'll be 10,000 words long and behind a paywall, but it will quote Con Hooligan. 20:59 Oh, class, class. 21:00 Totally, totally. 21:01 It's almost a shame that Messi's last match was against Benin, though. 21:04 Benin? That's what someone from the west of Ireland would call a small Ben. 21:08 That's gone way over my head, man. 21:09 Much like a Cristiano Ronaldo free kick. Oh! Oh, lads. We're going to have to call the riot police with this level of banter. Ronaldo, on the other hand, has quit the Portugal team in a strop after being benched this week. He posted a 1,700 word statement on Instagram to show how not bothered he is by it all. 21:23 Sad, Dan. But he is 41 after all. You know, he is the age of someone who should be a listener of this podcast. 21:28 Not the subject. And I mean our listeners on the younger scale. 21:32 Now Ireland play Israel again in Serbia. I noticed when I wasn't watching it, the atmosphere of an empty stadium, it's no crack. I suppose this is how Man City fans must feel right now. He's pulling no punches, man. 21:41 We're on fire today. We really should have beaten Israel though, lads. 21:43 We had 11 chances for what I could see while, again, I wasn't watching it. Yeah, the same man. Solidarity, man. Solidarity. 21:50 I was watching replays of all Troy Parrott's goals against Israel on illegal streaming sites. Out of solidarity. In fairness, Israel are big fans of an illegal site. Ooh. That's fair. That's fair. I'm just glad it's over, guys. I think we all feel a bit like Martin Udegaard in front of the Arsenal defence. Glad to have that behind us. Oh, bravo. Class analogy, Matt. Thanks. 22:13 The government of Ireland wished to thank young people for their apathy and despair. 22:18 In Spain, youngsters have stormed the cities and caused a snap election. French teenagers are ready to fling Macron into the Seine. So thank you, Irish Gen Z, for channelling all your fury into crying at CMAT sing-alongs instead of marching and voting. Anna, we couldn't have banjacked this nation without you. 22:34 Our gratitude to you for being the most complaining and least activist population of youngsters in all of Europe. 22:41 Mila Buikis for signing up to various streaming services instead of signing up to vote. 22:46 It's good you're watching Real Housewives instead of electing people who might provide meaningful support to actual housewives. 22:53 Fair play for continuing to vape. The exchequer needs the taxes and now your lungs are too langard to scream and shout about rents and student fees. 23:01 And thank you for emigrating and leaving the country behind you. 23:04 Good nightly live to Biafra or Siam. The ones who stay behind will be so agitated with the Malays they won't be able to agitate for change-like. It'll all still be the same when you come back to visit your ailing parents who'll still be voting for us. 23:18 And sure, I'll still be here as well. 23:21 Thank you, young Irelanders. Your apathy is our mandate. 23:26 A message from the Government of Ireland. 23:32 Auto reply. I'm out of office until let's see. Back in time for a midterm break. 23:38 Oh, sorry, Minister. I thought you were gone already. 23:40 Oh, Jack, you must be coming in to take over my finance office. The panic button is broken from overuse, I'm afraid. Is Helen McEntee the tarnisher while you're out? Don't be ridiculous. That's the second highest ranking job. It's not a role I can hand over to some stricken minister who looks constantly like she's on Graeme Norton's red chair every time she speaks. 23:56 So who's going to do the tarnished job then? 23:58 My email auto replies. What? Yes. If Outlook can do it, then why do we even have a tarnished? You see, under the constitution, there must be one job in cabinet with a father. And I've just fathered a third child. 24:08 So it's just a load of symbolics, is it? What should you call me? I've no time for this. I'm leaving. See ya. 24:14 I don't have to listen to these people Why should I do it Enjoy the break Tarnished at Emeritus The budget couldn't have been better Thank you It's gone down like a damp squib The least memorable ever Exactly the plan Plus the feelings of glum resignation Are a boon to my chakra You know they're saying The inheritance tax boost For the landed class A stock market investment scheme For the suburban class And fuel changes For the Range Rover class Will only benefit wealthy voters But they're saying it As if that's a bad thing Some of my best friends are wealthy. Never mind. We won't have to hear about the budget breakdowns again for another year. 24:44 Who told you that? 24:45 It wasn't a breakdown. I just suddenly felt my collar too tight. What? I had a sugar rush. No, no, no. I only blacked out for a few minutes when I came to. Thankfully, somebody had made all the decisions. 24:53 You're gassed. Well done on making Jack Chambers look like the hard man of cabinet, by the way. What? He was in smithereens after the Jim Gavin thing in terms of an imagine. Yes. Just by standing next to your clammy and porridgey complexion for an afternoon. It's made him look like a beast. 25:05 Whatever. I need to go. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Pesky T-shirt. I'll show it. Oh, Jonathan, what are you doing? Hiding behind those bins? Have you any spare change for a man down in his look? Don't be ridiculous. You ran 220 grand plus expenses. But they took everything from me. My culture card. Yes, well, it was leaked. Then you got licked. I wanted to feel bitter about myself, so I went looking for some beaten docket to slap around. Oh, dear. I'd already walloped the FAI in the clubs over AstroTurf and... I don't have time to go through all of your humiliating U-turns and climb downs, Patrick. So RT was sitting pretty for me. 25:37 Like, you know the way an angry child might throw stones at a duck or pull legs off a fly? Well, normal children don't... Just to feel good again. Did you? I pulled 20 million euro worth of legs off the RT blue battle. At least I thought I did. You silly boy. Anyway, it's being reversed. We'll do it quietly in a few weeks to give you some shreds of dignity. Well, there's none of that left. But maybe people will stop noticing you exist. It's working for Norma Foley. Eh, you don't care. You're off on your paternity leave tannished. Look, have you considered availing of the special time off that is open to ministers who continually screw up? 26:10 Your special time off are the likes of me. Yes. Is it paid time off? It is. In a way. So it's like paternity leave. I might consider it so. Yeah. That's the spirit. When I come back, we'll put you down for some much needed eternity leave. What? 26:25 Eh, no. Bye-bye.